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The last seven days at EMIRATES...
Off the Pitch
Arsenal will start the 2011/12 season at Newcastle after the draft. Arsenal's first game of the 2011/12 Barclays Premier League season is away, on August 13.
Arsène Wenger's side will then host Liverpool on August 20 in their first match of the season at Emirates Stadium.
PLEASE NOTE: All fixtures and kick off times are subject to change.
Three Young Arsenal Players Released By Club.
Mark Randall... in action for Rotherham.
Arsenal Football Club can confirm that Mark Randall, Thomas Cruise and Roarie Deacon will reach the end of their contracts with the Club this month to become free agents.
Midfielder Randall leaves having spent the 2010/11 season on loan with League Two side Rotherham United, where he played ten times. The 21 year-old first featured for the Gunners in the Carling Cup aged just 17, and went on to make 13 first team appearances for Arsène Wenger’s side. Randall’s young career has also taken in loan spells with Burnley and MK Dons.
Hale End Academy graduate Thomas Cruise (20) moves on with one senior appearance to his name - an admirable performance at left back in the UEFA Champions League Group Stage away to Olympiacos in December 2009. Last season the defender completed a loan spell with League One side Carlisle United, as well as featuring seven times for the Reserves.
Roarie Deacon (19) also came through the youth ranks at Arsenal to become a regular in the Reserves, where he made 16 appearances last season, scoring four times. The forward was part of the Under-19s team to reach the semi finals of the Dallas Cup last season, firing in three goals in the prestigious youth tournament.
Everyone at the Club would like to thank Mark, Thomas and Roarie for their contributions towards Arsenal Football Club and wish them well in their future careers.
Lansbury In Action For England Under-21s
Henri Lansbury... in action for England Under-21s.
Henri Lansbury was a 64th-minute substitute as England Under-21s crashed out of the European Championships with a 2-1 defeat against Czech Republic on Sunday.
The Arsenal midfielder replaced Jordan Henderson with the game goalless and England went in front just 12 minutes later through Danny Welbeck’s header.
But late goals from Jan Chramosta and Tomas Pekhart sent the Czechs through to the Semi-Finals and condemned Stuart Pearce’s side to an early exit.
Take Part In The Ian Wright Golf Classic.
Willow Foundation.
The Ian Wright Golf Classic takes place from September 22 to 25 in aid of the Willow Foundation.
You can join Ian and other well-known faces from the worlds of sport and entertainment at the Monte da Quinta Resort, Quinta do Lago, Algarve for three fantastic days of golf.
Arsenal legend and the Willow Foundation's Charity Life President, Bob Wilson, will be attending. For details on packages, contact louise.smith@willowfoundation.org.uk.
Arsenal Gap Year Interns Travel Abroad
Arsenal in the Community’s Gap Year interns are currently enjoying the experience of a lifetime after being given the opportunity to travel abroad as part of the final stage of their programme.
The voluntary scheme lasts from four to 12 months during which participants gain skills in football coaching and experience in local schools as well as the opportunity to coach abroad at an Arsenal Soccer School or charity project. Seven ‘Gappers’ are currently based in Indonesia, Kenya, Mozambique and Greece, while a further five will head out to Italy and Barbados in June and July.
The scheme offers the successful applicants an opportunity to gain great coaching experience and make a huge difference to community projects both here and abroad. Prior to heading overseas, the interns spent time at Emirates Stadium and in local schools, during which time they gained qualifications and work experience across the Club’s extensive community programme, as well as football coaching, assisting with classroom teaching (literacy, numeracy and basic ICT skills through Arsenal’s award-winning education initiative, the Arsenal Double Club), first aid and safeguarding courses. The interns will are also given the opportunity to obtain their FA Level 1 Coaching Badge as part of the programme.
One of the ‘Gappers’ currently based in Kenya comments:
“The response we have had from the children everywhere we go has been incredible. Here the children rarely play in shoes, they have seldom played with real footballs, the pitches are dusty, rocky or covered in knee-high grass, and we often have to share the pitch with herds of cattle or goats. But none of this dampens the enthusiasm of the children who have the most infectious smiles and love of football.”
Two Interns On The Programme Are Also Blogging During Their Time In Mozambique...
Bearing that in mind, it makes the job which was started by our very own Mr Man (Nelson Veremo) and continued by David 'Hardlife' Sande all the more remarkable. 4 years ago, Mr Man wrote a letter to the municipality to request permission to clean the area and use it as a training facility for the GDM youngsters. Since then, last year's club captain, Hard, has used it to coach the 'Giantkillers' with boys and girls aged from 9-17 learning their trade there.
It's most notable products to date have been Alex, who has this year broke in to the first team and Abu who is currently a key player for the U'17s team and one of those being earmarked for the first team next year.
Each Thursday we visited the Giantkillers, often alternating between taking sessions and assisting Alex as he showed great potential, highlighted by the success of the Giantkillers in the Arsenal Tournaments we ran during our stay. Recently Pingi, the club's Youth Director, has started up an academy for the U'11s and U'14s and many of the Giantkiller's players have been selected in the original squads.
As the first official GDM training facility, the Bull Ring is held in high regard by all visitors, and will continue to be used as a breeding ground for the future stars of GDM.
Furthermore we also run an hourly IT lesson for players at the club from 6-7pm Monday to Friday. The attendance hasn’t been as great as we had wanted, but those who do come are definitely becoming masters of Word art and custom animation on PowerPoint!
Oh another highlight, or perhaps more a low point was Miguel (the volatile gaffer) shouting at Meggo for talking while he was. “Adamo if you want to talk go awayyyyyyyyy,” to which Meggo replied, “sorry” in a rather sarcastic manner he then took one step backwards from the semi circle and just stayed there. A funny moment to look back on but very scary at the time! It’s also very important to talk about the Gallos games (GDM reserves) in which Will is still suspended and Meggo is still holding his own as the rock in the centre of the defence. We have played 2 games since we last bloggified and to be quite frank we can’t remember anything spectacular happening in the first game except a late strike from, as Will puts it, ‘fat boy’ which gave the mighty Gallos a 1-0 win, their first of the campaign. Our second game was a bit topsy turvy however with both defences at odds and evens on the beautiful turf (gravel really) that is Campo Municipal. The team were 1-0 down at half time and Balotelli was brought back from injury prematurely when ‘fat boy’ (not sure of his name to be honest) up front twisted his ankle. Pingi ripped into the boys at the break in disgust, although we’re unsure if he’s really the manager or just a fan. We then levelled to 1-1 with a dodgy Balotelli penalty and could have taken the lead when he went one on one with the keeper to trip over the ball and fall in great style. Again we question his self-administered catchphrase of ‘one chance, one goal’. The opposition then had 2 players sent off for abusive language and then took the lead with a clearly offside goal. This made it tough for the unbeaten Gallos, however the skipper who has no name except ‘teacher’ because he teaches strangely, stepped up and smashed a first time shot on the turn. So we kept our unbeaten record in-tact and are still on to beat Arsenal’s 49 unbeaten run of 2004.
Hola Shakira!
Part One of My Arsenal...Part Two After Work :)
The last seven days at EMIRATES...
Off the Pitch
Arsenal will start the 2011/12 season at Newcastle after the draft. Arsenal's first game of the 2011/12 Barclays Premier League season is away, on August 13.
Arsène Wenger's side will then host Liverpool on August 20 in their first match of the season at Emirates Stadium.
PLEASE NOTE: All fixtures and kick off times are subject to change.
Three Young Arsenal Players Released By Club.
Mark Randall... in action for Rotherham.
Arsenal Football Club can confirm that Mark Randall, Thomas Cruise and Roarie Deacon will reach the end of their contracts with the Club this month to become free agents.
Midfielder Randall leaves having spent the 2010/11 season on loan with League Two side Rotherham United, where he played ten times. The 21 year-old first featured for the Gunners in the Carling Cup aged just 17, and went on to make 13 first team appearances for Arsène Wenger’s side. Randall’s young career has also taken in loan spells with Burnley and MK Dons.
Hale End Academy graduate Thomas Cruise (20) moves on with one senior appearance to his name - an admirable performance at left back in the UEFA Champions League Group Stage away to Olympiacos in December 2009. Last season the defender completed a loan spell with League One side Carlisle United, as well as featuring seven times for the Reserves.
Roarie Deacon (19) also came through the youth ranks at Arsenal to become a regular in the Reserves, where he made 16 appearances last season, scoring four times. The forward was part of the Under-19s team to reach the semi finals of the Dallas Cup last season, firing in three goals in the prestigious youth tournament.
Everyone at the Club would like to thank Mark, Thomas and Roarie for their contributions towards Arsenal Football Club and wish them well in their future careers.
Lansbury In Action For England Under-21s
Henri Lansbury... in action for England Under-21s.
Henri Lansbury was a 64th-minute substitute as England Under-21s crashed out of the European Championships with a 2-1 defeat against Czech Republic on Sunday.
The Arsenal midfielder replaced Jordan Henderson with the game goalless and England went in front just 12 minutes later through Danny Welbeck’s header.
But late goals from Jan Chramosta and Tomas Pekhart sent the Czechs through to the Semi-Finals and condemned Stuart Pearce’s side to an early exit.
Take Part In The Ian Wright Golf Classic.
Willow Foundation.
The Ian Wright Golf Classic takes place from September 22 to 25 in aid of the Willow Foundation.
You can join Ian and other well-known faces from the worlds of sport and entertainment at the Monte da Quinta Resort, Quinta do Lago, Algarve for three fantastic days of golf.
Arsenal legend and the Willow Foundation's Charity Life President, Bob Wilson, will be attending. For details on packages, contact louise.smith@willowfoundation.org.uk.
Arsenal Gap Year Interns Travel Abroad
Arsenal in the Community’s Gap Year interns are currently enjoying the experience of a lifetime after being given the opportunity to travel abroad as part of the final stage of their programme.
The voluntary scheme lasts from four to 12 months during which participants gain skills in football coaching and experience in local schools as well as the opportunity to coach abroad at an Arsenal Soccer School or charity project. Seven ‘Gappers’ are currently based in Indonesia, Kenya, Mozambique and Greece, while a further five will head out to Italy and Barbados in June and July.
The scheme offers the successful applicants an opportunity to gain great coaching experience and make a huge difference to community projects both here and abroad. Prior to heading overseas, the interns spent time at Emirates Stadium and in local schools, during which time they gained qualifications and work experience across the Club’s extensive community programme, as well as football coaching, assisting with classroom teaching (literacy, numeracy and basic ICT skills through Arsenal’s award-winning education initiative, the Arsenal Double Club), first aid and safeguarding courses. The interns will are also given the opportunity to obtain their FA Level 1 Coaching Badge as part of the programme.
One of the ‘Gappers’ currently based in Kenya comments:
“The response we have had from the children everywhere we go has been incredible. Here the children rarely play in shoes, they have seldom played with real footballs, the pitches are dusty, rocky or covered in knee-high grass, and we often have to share the pitch with herds of cattle or goats. But none of this dampens the enthusiasm of the children who have the most infectious smiles and love of football.”
Two Interns On The Programme Are Also Blogging During Their Time In Mozambique...
GDM: The Arsenal Way
by Drew Tyler
After completing Stage 1 of the Arsenal Gap Year Internship, coaching football in schools alongside other sessions in the North London community, I am privileged to be spending Stage 2 in Mozambique. Here, the goal is to provide support and awareness in a severely deprived area through the worldwide language of football. We will not only be coaching football but also teaching basic English and computer literacy skills. Follow my blog for regular updates about our time here.....
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
The Bull Ring
Last Wednesday I arrived back in England after a life-changing four months in Mozambique, with a suitcase full of clothes and a head full of unbelievable memories. Originally I had planned to finish this blog, however I have since decided that I will continue to update on the development of the team and the youth players, and finish posting on my experiences when I was there.
First, the most spectacular of the venues we coached in by a country mile. If I knew more about the history of the area as a Bull Ring I could comment, but it's development and use as a training pitch seems more romantic.
What I do know is that in it's time, the Bull Ring was a hugely famous arena for Portuguese Professional Bull Fighting, and thousands would come from across the world to watch it. More recently though, as it is situated next to the second hand market, it was used as a toilet for the market workers, the 8 foot drop from the edge to the floor coming in particularly handy!
It's most notable products to date have been Alex, who has this year broke in to the first team and Abu who is currently a key player for the U'17s team and one of those being earmarked for the first team next year.
Alex and Abu now regularly coach the Giantkiller kids, and during our time, took complete control as Hard was completing a coaching course in Zimbabwe.
Each Thursday we visited the Giantkillers, often alternating between taking sessions and assisting Alex as he showed great potential, highlighted by the success of the Giantkillers in the Arsenal Tournaments we ran during our stay. Recently Pingi, the club's Youth Director, has started up an academy for the U'11s and U'14s and many of the Giantkiller's players have been selected in the original squads.
Another of the Bull Ring's unique features is the acoustics. Instrumental in keeping in the atmosphere during the peak years of Bull Fighting, the design now means that everything we say is echoed three or four times.
Wednesday, 20 April 2011
Costa Do Sol
During our remaining time here, I am going to try and show a small glimpse of the various places we visit and give coaching sessions. As I have mentioned before, the first team players are in charge of the junior teams and provide training sessions 2 or 3 times a week. We try and visit a different group each day and take a session for the kids.
Other favourites are Francisco, Milton and Nando, the latter two in particular who could easily be mistaken for brothers. Milton in particular loves to learn English and we often sit writing our names in the dirt with the kids. One week we were also treated to a special guest, 18 month old Tom Tom who we quickly nicknamed 'Sat-Nav'.
One of the most unique groups is the one looked after by the club captain, Paiva and which is named Costa Do Sol, after the area. Whenever we arrive here and walk down the dirt track, past the houses where people are often outside cooking dinner or washing their clothes, we seem to gain a tail of up to 10 small kids, boys and girls. They are the same kids each week and some of them we have got to know very well.
First I have to mention Roy. The first time we visited Costa Do Sol, the kids raced for the footballs, and Roy didn't get one. The tears started to flow. At the time I didn't understand Portuguese well enough to understand why he was crying, but I was told it was because he didn't have a ball. We told him to go and play with the other kids, but he didn't want to. From then on, every time someone took a ball from him, he cried.
Since then, Roy has got a bit more brave, and if anything, a bit too brave. He has now turned into a bit of a ringleader and takes some calming down. One of my favourite things to do with Roy is ask him for the ball which he is hiding under his t-shirt...obviously the ball in question is just his belly, but it gets a laugh from him and all of the kids.
Another regular is Castellano, who has the meanest stare in Mozambique, yet is not as mean as he looks. His trademarks are his shorts that are always falling down, and dusting off our clothes when we get dirty from running around their dirt pitch.
Other favourites are Francisco, Milton and Nando, the latter two in particular who could easily be mistaken for brothers. Milton in particular loves to learn English and we often sit writing our names in the dirt with the kids. One week we were also treated to a special guest, 18 month old Tom Tom who we quickly nicknamed 'Sat-Nav'.
Nando, Milton, Francisco and Roy
Me, Castellano and Sat-Nav
There is also a large number of girls who come to these sessions and one of the most memorable sessions of our time here was the Girls vs Boys match. In goal for the girls was Adam and I was playing as a free role midfielder/ very biased referee! Whenever the boys scored a goal, they had to play in a crab position until the girls scored, which went down very well, more so for the girls.
After a 3-3 draw, the game had to be settled on penalties and the girls came through comfortable winners, no surprise given that Adam, the girl's goalkeeper was in goal for both team's penalties.
As our last days go by we are realising how hard it is going to be to say goodbye to Manica and especially the kids that we have seen regularly for the past 16 weeks. There is no doubt that the kids at Costa Do Sol are among those that we will miss the most...
After a 3-3 draw, the game had to be settled on penalties and the girls came through comfortable winners, no surprise given that Adam, the girl's goalkeeper was in goal for both team's penalties.
As our last days go by we are realising how hard it is going to be to say goodbye to Manica and especially the kids that we have seen regularly for the past 16 weeks. There is no doubt that the kids at Costa Do Sol are among those that we will miss the most...
Thursday, 7 April 2011
Uselessly Useful
This post draws inspiration from a post on the GDM official website http://www.fcmanica.com/, written by a man who can be an inspiration to us all. Schalk Van Heerden is the man who makes things happen, largely involved in us coming here in the first place, and involved in everything that takes place at the club. Due to his own work commitments with Youthzones, he cannot be here in Mozambique as much as he might like, but he is involved in everything nonetheless, particularly the recent task to persudae FIFA to place one of their Football For Hope centres right here in Manica.
One of the only things that I have disliked since being here is the 'This Is Africa' attitude to timekeeping. I am all for a lazy day and a relaxed stroll every now and then, but when it concerns the kids, I think there is a standard to be set. Whether it be coaching sessions, matches, or tournaments, the one group of people who you can rely on not being late is the kids. If by the time we leave, we can say the same about the coaches (the players, although they wouldn't dare be late for their own training) we would be very happy. It is also important to note that this is not true for everyone as there have been some stand out contributions since we've been here and they will have their own post at a later date! But the training provided for the kids is the highlight of their days, as they have very little else.
One occasion that really highlighted this was the first session of the coaching course we are providing for the players, when Panache, who I'm sure you know by now, ran down the hill at 10 past 4. We had finished the session at 4 and when I asked him what time he had finished school, he told me 4 o clock. He had obviously run home from school, and got to the ground as fast as he could to get his fix of football, or did he just want to be with his friends and with the two new white guys in town? Another similar case is that of local superstar Nello, who on Mondays finishes school at 4 as well, but still gets comes to the pitch for 10 or 15 minutes of football. He is so popular in fact with the other kids that at our most recent session, when he arrived I offered to auction him off to the highest bidder of the 3 teams...he went for 10 metacais, or 20p, and I was told that I would be paid on Friday!!!We are now coming towards the end of our trip, and have just over 3 weeks left in Manica. The time has flown and it is sad to think that with some of the groups of kids we only have 3 or 4 sessions left! However, there is no doubt in my mind that I will be back in the near future, and if the kids who I will never forget, remember me, I will feel like we have helped.
Schalk's post on the FC Manica website discusses how we can help, and how most of the time it is not giving gifts or money that draws the biggest smiles. For Adam and I in particular, with this being our first visit here and it being such a short one, we are not going to rid Mozambique of the poverty it suffers, and we are not going to be able to completely change the lives of those we meet, but we can make a difference and we can leave a lasting impression. Since the day we found out we would be coming to Mozambique, we knew that our main focus would be the kids here, and that is how it has stayed. During the first month, we struggled somewhat with the coaching, and would be happy to let the coaches get on with what they had planned, which more often than not would be matches for an hour. However it was enough for the kids that we were there, and there would be times when there would be more kids crowding around the 'mzungus' than there were watching or playing in the game. The biggest smiles would come when we would keep the ball away from one determined toddler, or nutmeg one of the players, or when one of the kids would say 'good afternoon', or 'how are you' in English. Another favourite is also the dance off, of which I have competed in a fair few recently!
As Schalk mentions in his post, the kids are often so amazed by the alien figures of the two new white boys in town that they don't have to say anything at all. They will often sit there, holiding your hand, stroking the hairs on your arms, or somewhat painfully, and to their amusement much more than ours, pulling the hairs out of our legs! Often these kids are those that don't take part in the football training, and it is a good feeling to know that they are also comforted by our presence.
One of the only things that I have disliked since being here is the 'This Is Africa' attitude to timekeeping. I am all for a lazy day and a relaxed stroll every now and then, but when it concerns the kids, I think there is a standard to be set. Whether it be coaching sessions, matches, or tournaments, the one group of people who you can rely on not being late is the kids. If by the time we leave, we can say the same about the coaches (the players, although they wouldn't dare be late for their own training) we would be very happy. It is also important to note that this is not true for everyone as there have been some stand out contributions since we've been here and they will have their own post at a later date! But the training provided for the kids is the highlight of their days, as they have very little else.
One occasion that really highlighted this was the first session of the coaching course we are providing for the players, when Panache, who I'm sure you know by now, ran down the hill at 10 past 4. We had finished the session at 4 and when I asked him what time he had finished school, he told me 4 o clock. He had obviously run home from school, and got to the ground as fast as he could to get his fix of football, or did he just want to be with his friends and with the two new white guys in town? Another similar case is that of local superstar Nello, who on Mondays finishes school at 4 as well, but still gets comes to the pitch for 10 or 15 minutes of football. He is so popular in fact with the other kids that at our most recent session, when he arrived I offered to auction him off to the highest bidder of the 3 teams...he went for 10 metacais, or 20p, and I was told that I would be paid on Friday!!!We are now coming towards the end of our trip, and have just over 3 weeks left in Manica. The time has flown and it is sad to think that with some of the groups of kids we only have 3 or 4 sessions left! However, there is no doubt in my mind that I will be back in the near future, and if the kids who I will never forget, remember me, I will feel like we have helped.
Thursday, 31 March 2011
Learning the Lingo
The first and most challenging obstacle we came across when we arrived here a little under 3 months ago was the language barrier. With the Zimbabwean border just a 15 minute (and 30p) bus ride down the road, there are plenty of people who speak English here, but as our main priority is the kids, we were a bit taken back by the challenge that we would be coming up against.
For the first month that we were here I would say that it affected my experience. Our visits to the several junior teams would often consist of us being introduced, and then watching the kids train or play a match with the one ball which their team had to play with, and for the kids it was exciting enough just to have us there. Really though we knew that we could offer more and wanted to give the kids some exciting training sessions which their respective coaches could use when we head back to England.
Gradually as time has gone on, we have tried to pick up as much Portuguese as we can, and one of the ways in which we learn is from the first team coach and the players. Before each training session the coach will gather the players together and talk to us about previous games, upcoming training sessions, and the responsibilities that playing for this club holds. In the beginning Mussa and Lloyd would translate the important parts of the coach's speech, but now we are working things out for ourselves.
As our total stay here (this time around) is just 4 months, noone is expecting us to be able to hold an in-depth conversation about Mozambican politics or teach History in Portuguese, but to be able to explain a drill to the kids is a good target to aim for. Therefore, the phrases used by the players and the coach every day in training help us to get an idea, whilst the phrases that we use give them a chance to pick up some English.
Another way in which we try to pick up the language is back at the club where we stay with some of the players. Whether we are eating lunch or dinner, playing chess, or just chilling out it is always an opportunity for us to listen and unsurprisingly, the conversations more often than not revolve around football.
The club's staff are also very useful with Nelson a.k.a Mr Man and Chandulaia a.k.a John, the English teachers, Short Chikwandingwa, all round funny guy, Waru Waru the computer teacher, and boy genius Zambito, one of our closest friends here, all providing ongoing lessons free of charge.Finally, the most important group of people here, and probably the best learning tool we have for getting to grips with the language, and that is the kids. First and foremost, you know that the kids are not going to laugh at you if you get something wrong, not that the other players do, but it is less imtimidating with the kids. Most importantly though, the looks on their faces when you explain something (or try to) in their own language, are priceless and make every bit of anxiety go away.
A few of the characters in particular have provided some very fruitful lessons, namely Panache, the 7 year old leader of the GDM pack who loves to tell you that he is 20, Toni and Nani, the pair that are getting a bit too brave for our liking and who love to push the boundaries in our sessions, and the Costa Do Sol boys, who you will be hearing and seeing more of in the very near future. Até á proxima vez, Boa Noite!
Monday, 28 March 2011
Laureus- Sport For Good
As mentioned in my very first post, this experience was made possible not only by Arsenal, but as a partnership with the Sport for Good Foundation, Laureus. The Sport for Good Foundation forms one part of a three pronged attack striving to achieve a unique goal, the other two being the World Sports Academy and the World Sports Awards. The goal is to harness the power of sport to promote social change, and here they have a project which truly personifies that objective. In particular, Will Stone of Laureus, who was a member of the first ever group of Arsenal Gap Year students has worked closely with GDM to make our trip happen. Four years ago, he and Alec Norton visited GDM with little idea of what they were getting themselves into. The answer is a project that will keep you coming back for the rest of your life. Since their first visit in 2006, both Will and Alec have returned to see the fruits of their (and the rest of the club's) hard work. From giving us all the information and advice we needed prior to our trip, to providing the club with equipment such as balls, bibs and cones, to the funding they provide each year to keep the club moving forward, Laureus is an inspiration and this is a huge Thank You from us, and everyone here at GDM.
To find out more about Laureus, visit http://www.laureus.com/, and in particular their recent article regarding our work.
To find out more about Laureus, visit http://www.laureus.com/, and in particular their recent article regarding our work.
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
Pre-Season 'Friendlies'
After what seems like an age I am finally back with a new post. I apologise for the wait but we have been without the wonders of the internet for the last week or so, and I will try to make up for it by putting up a couple of new posts this week...
As pre-season officially came to an end on Saturday with Miguel Junior having completed his first two months as head coach, I thought it would be a good time to report on the progress of the team and our prospects for the coming season...but before I go any further I must make it clear that these games simply cannot be classed as friendlies. Some of the tackling on show would not look out of place in the Dutch World Cup Final performance and if anything makes the Karl Henrys and Nigel De Jongs of this world look like fairys. The first evidence of this came in one of our first training sessions, an 11v11 match which saw my midfield partner Edgar (Peter Crouch) two-footed by Ruben and consequently injured for the next two months. All joking aside it is one of the things we will be trying to stamp out during our time here as it won't be long before someone is seriously injured.
The second half started in similar fashion and we quickly went 2-0 down. After about 10 minutes of the second half and Mariano coming on for Ruben on the right, Miguel told me to warm up, which raised probably the biggest cheer of the game so far. I was introduced with about half an hour to go, again replacing Alex in centre midfield, but unfortunately I was unable to prevent defeat for the team and the game finished 2-0.
Tuesday 22nd Feb: Grupo Desportivo De Manica vs Clube Ferroviário de Nampula
Our next game was again played at the home ground of Textáfrica and was to provide Adam with his first minutes for the club. After youngster Chadreque and veteran Chibanga had both had their chances at right back, Adam's solid performances in training finally got him a start. Despite a few pre-match nerves and a complete lack of rhythm in the warm-ups which served to amuse the whole bench for a good 20 minutes, he performed very well indeed. One moment of brilliance came when he appeared to have judged the flight of the Nampula goalkeeper's kick perfectly, only for the header to knock him completely off his feet and into a cartoon-esque backwards roll!
Nampula, along with Vilankulo FC, also play in the top league of Mozambican football, and therefore it was no disgrace to again come away on the end of a defeat, this time by just one goal to nil, and with a much improved performance from the team. In particular, strikers Mabass and Felix impressed along with the ever consistent Simaozinho.
Sunday 27th Feb: Grupo Desportivo De Manica vs Estrela BeiraOur first home game. On the day before the game, both the players and the staff of GDM spent hours cutting the grass as until then it was unacceptable for a somewhat competitive football match. By the end of the day it looked a lot better and it seemed as if playing the ball along the floor would actually be feasible, however there is still plenty of work to be done before the start of the season.
As Estrela had come the unenviable 5 hours drive from Beira, when they arrived at our club they were treated to a chicken and spaghetti lunch, and a room for them to relax before the game. Aware that the opposition were here, Adam and I were relaxing in our room when we heard a cry of 'Mr Drew- how do you like them apples' in a strong Portuguese accent. Straight away I knew that the voice was of 'Van Donkey', a player who had been on trial at the club when we first arrived but was not deemed good enough to play here. It was great to see him and also great to hear that he has not forgotten the basics of the English language that we taught him!
For the match Miguel had made a few changes, with Eddy and Mussa starting ahead of Ruben and Alex, and Adam again keeping his place at right back. Immediately the difference between this opposition and the top league opposition that we had been used to was noticable, and we were much more in control of the game than in other games. Again, the loudest cheer of the game came when Adam pulled off a very English sliding tackle, English meaning not two footed with all 24 studs staring down the opponents face.
Despite being in control, chances were wasted and the ruthless home crowd wanted to see some changes and did not mince their words. They were given their wish when Mussa and Eddy were replaced either side of half time by Alex and Ruben. The changes had an immediate impact as Felix turned 3 defenders outside the box to win a free-kick. With Ruben and Paiva also close by, Mabass stepped up to send the ball flying into the top corner much to the relief of Miguel.
As the game came to a close, youngsters Mariano and Chadreque were introduced for Adam and Paiva, and I came on for the last 15 minutes in place of Esquerdinha. The win was a relief for everyone and spirits were high in the camp after the game.
This brings to an end the summary of pre-season and as I am writing, we prepare for a tournament tomorrow in Chimoio where we will face Textáfrica, after Vumba take on Shoprite. As always I hope you enjoyed the update and there will be more to follow as we get closer to the start of the season...
As pre-season officially came to an end on Saturday with Miguel Junior having completed his first two months as head coach, I thought it would be a good time to report on the progress of the team and our prospects for the coming season...but before I go any further I must make it clear that these games simply cannot be classed as friendlies. Some of the tackling on show would not look out of place in the Dutch World Cup Final performance and if anything makes the Karl Henrys and Nigel De Jongs of this world look like fairys. The first evidence of this came in one of our first training sessions, an 11v11 match which saw my midfield partner Edgar (Peter Crouch) two-footed by Ruben and consequently injured for the next two months. All joking aside it is one of the things we will be trying to stamp out during our time here as it won't be long before someone is seriously injured.
Our first so called friendly came against a local team containing the club's very own computer teacher Waru Waru. In the pre-game meeting Miguel said he wanted to be 10-0 up by half time, so we weren't expecting too much from the opposition, although when I came on at half time for Alex at 3-0 we were more than comfortable.
The opposition tired in the second half and the game finished 13-0, with Mabass scoring 7, Felix 3, and Moussa, Ruben and Simao helping themselves to one each.
Sunday 6th Feb: Têxtil do Púnguè vs Grupo Desportivo De Manica
Our first real test came against Têxtil do Púngué Beira. We knew that the journey would be a long one having done the reverse journey on the way back from the airport, but that did nothing to prepare us for the journey we were about to experience. To say the bus was cramped would be an understatement, and unfortunately I cannot provide you any pictures due to the fact that I could not move my arms. After being told on the previous night that we had to be up at 5am we assumed that it would be an early afternoon kick off. Instead when we arrived after a 5 hour drive we were treated to a nice lunch in the oppositions local bar, and were given time to enjoy the surroundings.
When we arrived at the ground, having got used to the dirt pitch at our modest ground in Manica, our first surprise was to see grass. Our second was to see the huge stand and hundreds of paying spectators already in their seats!
As we took our places on the bench, the crowd started to liven up, particularly the fan with the megaphone who was constantly shouting something about 'Mzungus', Mzungu literally meaning a person of foreign descent, but more commonly used as a name for a white person.
Our opposition were from the top league in Mozambique (we are in the one below), and they started to enforce themselves early on and took the lead in the first half from a corner. We did have chances after some good work from Simaozinho on the left and Ruben on the right but we went in at half time 1-0 down.
Our opposition were from the top league in Mozambique (we are in the one below), and they started to enforce themselves early on and took the lead in the first half from a corner. We did have chances after some good work from Simaozinho on the left and Ruben on the right but we went in at half time 1-0 down.
After the game we were treated to drinks and sandwiches from the opposition and it was nice to see the crowd come down and mix with the players before we set off on the long journey home.
Saturday 12th Feb: Grupo Desportivo De Manica vs Vilankulo FC
The following week, and Adam's birthday, provided our second serious fixture. Played at the ground of Textáfrica do Chimoio, the journey was a much more manageable 45 minutes.
Being a neutral venue, the crowd were cheering for any tackle, pass, shot or piece of skill, no matter what team provided it, and they were just as interested in the Mzungus as the previous game's supporters.
Unfortunately, despite the crowds chants of 'get the whites on', Adam and I were both left on the bench for the 90 minutes. To some extent we felt pretty lucky as our two first choice goalkeepers, Ribeiro and Gabriel were taken off after coming off worse in collisions with the opposition's strikers, both leading to the goals which subjected us to a 2-0 defeat. Centre back Lloyd ended up in goal and somehow got away with not conceding a penalty after hauling down the striker as he looked certain to make it three!
Our next game was again played at the home ground of Textáfrica and was to provide Adam with his first minutes for the club. After youngster Chadreque and veteran Chibanga had both had their chances at right back, Adam's solid performances in training finally got him a start. Despite a few pre-match nerves and a complete lack of rhythm in the warm-ups which served to amuse the whole bench for a good 20 minutes, he performed very well indeed. One moment of brilliance came when he appeared to have judged the flight of the Nampula goalkeeper's kick perfectly, only for the header to knock him completely off his feet and into a cartoon-esque backwards roll!
Nampula, along with Vilankulo FC, also play in the top league of Mozambican football, and therefore it was no disgrace to again come away on the end of a defeat, this time by just one goal to nil, and with a much improved performance from the team. In particular, strikers Mabass and Felix impressed along with the ever consistent Simaozinho.
Sunday 27th Feb: Grupo Desportivo De Manica vs Estrela BeiraOur first home game. On the day before the game, both the players and the staff of GDM spent hours cutting the grass as until then it was unacceptable for a somewhat competitive football match. By the end of the day it looked a lot better and it seemed as if playing the ball along the floor would actually be feasible, however there is still plenty of work to be done before the start of the season.
As Estrela had come the unenviable 5 hours drive from Beira, when they arrived at our club they were treated to a chicken and spaghetti lunch, and a room for them to relax before the game. Aware that the opposition were here, Adam and I were relaxing in our room when we heard a cry of 'Mr Drew- how do you like them apples' in a strong Portuguese accent. Straight away I knew that the voice was of 'Van Donkey', a player who had been on trial at the club when we first arrived but was not deemed good enough to play here. It was great to see him and also great to hear that he has not forgotten the basics of the English language that we taught him!
For the match Miguel had made a few changes, with Eddy and Mussa starting ahead of Ruben and Alex, and Adam again keeping his place at right back. Immediately the difference between this opposition and the top league opposition that we had been used to was noticable, and we were much more in control of the game than in other games. Again, the loudest cheer of the game came when Adam pulled off a very English sliding tackle, English meaning not two footed with all 24 studs staring down the opponents face.
Despite being in control, chances were wasted and the ruthless home crowd wanted to see some changes and did not mince their words. They were given their wish when Mussa and Eddy were replaced either side of half time by Alex and Ruben. The changes had an immediate impact as Felix turned 3 defenders outside the box to win a free-kick. With Ruben and Paiva also close by, Mabass stepped up to send the ball flying into the top corner much to the relief of Miguel.
As the game came to a close, youngsters Mariano and Chadreque were introduced for Adam and Paiva, and I came on for the last 15 minutes in place of Esquerdinha. The win was a relief for everyone and spirits were high in the camp after the game.
This brings to an end the summary of pre-season and as I am writing, we prepare for a tournament tomorrow in Chimoio where we will face Textáfrica, after Vumba take on Shoprite. As always I hope you enjoyed the update and there will be more to follow as we get closer to the start of the season...
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
The G-D-M-irates Cup
This weekend was potentially one of the most important in the history of GDM and it's players, members and fans. We were fortunate enough to be visited by representatives of 'streetfootballworld' and FIFA, in relation to their Football for Hope campaign. The aim of the project, spawn from the World Cup in South Africa 2010, is to achieve positive social change through football by building 20 Football for Hope Centres for public health, education and football across Africa. I won't go into too much detail about the centre, if we are lucky enough to be chosen, I will write a piece on what it can and hopefully will do for everyone here...until then let's just keep our fingers crossed!
So instead of the usual detailed reports on the tournaments that we run here in Manica, this post will focus more on the way in which the players, staff and everyone else involved here, at what is so much more than just a football club, pulled together for such a momentous occasion.
Earlier in the week Adam and I, along with the head of youth football, 26 year old Felipe Castigo (Pingi as he is better known), sat down with the first team squad to devise their roles for the weekend, and split the team in to three groups. One led by Adam and I, and assisted by Mussa, to set up the pitches and oversee the tournament as a whole, one group of referees, and one group organising the food for each kid who took part. Each group was assigned a captain who would delegate the responsibilities accordingly.
The group of referees was led my Mabass, the first team striker and vice-captain, and contained Felex, Simaozinho, Ribeiro (Jet Li) and recent product of the youth team Morane. Kitted out in various Arsenal kits, the refs were instrumental in keeping the tournament running smoothly and making sure the games were played in good spirits.
The group which probably had the toughest task was the group in charge of the food, as it meant they could not stay at the ground and watch the action unfold. Led by first team GK and resident chef when Mama is away- Gabriel, the group of Xadreque, Mariano, Paiva, Manuel, Esquerdinha and Maninho provided each player who took part with bread, bananas, biscuits, and drinks, something that to us in the UK would seem trivial but here is a very big deal.
Other notable mentions must go to the coaches, as not only throughout the weekend's games, but during the weeks leading up to our tournaments the work and commitment they put it is great to see.
- GDM's coaches, Lloyd 'The Complainer', always asking for his next fixture, checking the ages of his opponents players, despite having an unconventional 6ft tall U'11 goalkeeper, and Ruben leading the Ladies team in his first tournament in charge.
- Academicas' Chibanga. Looking like he would qualify to play for the U'11s, Chibanga's efforts leading up to the tournaments are arguably setting the standard for the other coaches.
- Giantkillers' quiet but confident pairing of Abu and Alex, their success in the tournaments so far put them as the team to beat going into the big weekend of football.
- Murroco's eccentric pairing of Paulinho and Teshera, who so far have been unlucky not to have done better.
- Feroviario's Geraldo and Chico Chinhimo, another recent product of the youth team, who were making their debut atthe big event.
- Chico's Costa Do Sol, who train on a pitch far less luxurious than the hotel after which they are named, one of our favourite teams to coach, also entering their first tournament.
- Finally Vivaldo whose team were aptly named...Vivaldo, a late admission in Sundays U'14s tournament.
- 2 teams were also entered into Sundays tournament from the local orphanage.
Special mentions must also go out to the club's directors for all the effort they put in, from organising money for the food, Short Chikwandingwa organising transport for the various teams to get to the ground, and Junior Director and boy genius Zambo 'El Magnifique' Felipe Zambo for taking some great actions shots of the day (the picture below is not Zambo, it is Panache, a regular at every first team training session and a member of GDM's huge squad).
Now...it wouldn't be fair for all this effort to go in, and for you not to find out about the football, so...a brief recap of the events...
In the ladies tournament, after a few 0-0 draws left us thinking we would never see a goal, GDM's Edna and Sonia stepped up to the plate, both scoring doubles in consecutive victories. Being the only team not to lose to GDM, Giantkillers took them on in the final, but Melhor Jogador Del Campeonado (MJDC), Edna, again drove her team to a comfortable victory.
The U'11s tournament was won by Academicas, and a well deserved first victory for Chibanga, whose team were uncompromising in winning every game. MJDC Paulo was the leading goalscorer, although we were treated to an array of screamers, in particular from Giantkillers' Joshua whose stunning volley secure them 3rd place in the 3rd vs 4th playoff against Feroviario.
Giantkillers claimed their 3rd title in the U'14s with a win on penalties over surprise package Feroviario, who had comfortably brushed aside some of the favourites in the group stages, Miguel picking up the MJDC. Vivaldo claimed a last gasp victory over Academicas to take 3rd place.
In the U'17s, Chibanga took his tally to two for the weekend and in doing so, won the right to coach the club's representative U'14s team who will play in the national league. They scored a last minute goal in the final to defeat GDM, with Giantkillers beating Murroco to 3rd place.
MJDC was won by, you guessed it...or did you...Nello Jeque, at just 10 years old, not only was he the youngest player in the tournament, but he had also taken part in all 3 age groups over the weekend. I hope you aren't getting sick of hearing his name as it could be one you are hearing a lot about in the future!
I hope this goes some way to showing how big a deal this occasion was for everyone, and although at first it seemed like a priority to impress our visitors, the most important thing here is the people who will be here for years to come, whether we get the centre or not, and luckily I think they enjoyed it as much as we did!
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Friday, June 3, 2011
We like Eboue boue, we like EBOUE!!!!
Hello folks or Bom Dia as it is out here and apologies for the 2 week delay in blogging, it’s been absolutely mental! We are now fully settled in to our ‘basic’ lifestyles, to put it politely, and have been extremely busy avoiding; cars aiming to hit us, angry Libyans (more on that later), very drunk football fans, African maniacs at the discotheque and the wrath of the gaffer Miguel. Oh yes and we have also been busy on the coaching/ IT teaching/ refereeing/ gardening front, which are probably the more important reasons we are out here (John we hope you’re reading this bit!) Ok so onto the hardcore stuff. Brace yourself, take a breath and here we go (we warn you now, a lot of it is actually quite boring!)
Bom DiAAAAAAAAA!!!! |
After an intense meeting at moody Nando’s with Hardlife (David if you remember) and Pingi (Pingu for comedic effect), we thrashed out a splendid programme of events which would certainly keep us on our toes. This is also a crucial coaching point for many technical drills, whether beginner or intermediate we think you’ll agree? Anyhow we left the boardroom so to speak after about an hour and went home to the club for a pleasant dinner of rice and beans cooked by Mama. Mama is amazing! She cooks, cleans kits, tidies the club and generally does very Mama like things. However we do a have a bombshell to drop, sadly she is no longer with us. She’s not dead! She has just been withdrawn from her food services due to conflicts of interest between some of the players and the quality of her Sadza (a maize based product which actually tastes of nothing). So that was quite a shock to us because for 4 weeks we relied on her to keep us alive with rice, rice, beans, Sadza, rice, rice, Sadza and spaghetti. Hang on we forgot some rice on that list! Anyhow we battle on with bread which costs 4 pence a loaf, bananas, tangerines and probably the weirdest of the lot- sugar cane. They all take the ‘Michael’ out of Meggo for the way he chews it with his front teeth actually struggling to get to the sweet stuff. The technique is very particular as the back teeth have all the power to munch through the cane and Pingi is the ultimate expert of such fine dining. He is also addicted to bananas, he seriously loves them as well as Sadzaaaaaaa.
Will in gardening action at the club |
In terms of our sessions we have really got into the swing of things out here. We’re slowly getting the lingo and our whistle technique is really coming on a treat. It was different coming here and whistles being the coaches main method of communication as we are used to just shouting to control English kids. We have now started training the GDM (Grupo Desportivo de Manica) girls team in the early morning session and take it in turns alternating with GDM under 17 sessions. However it is the girls who are the more intimidating as they take a fancy to our English accents, especially when we shout “swap over” and all of them roll with laughter, copying us over and over and over again! A particular highlight was hosting the Champions League final in a skills corridor competition where the aim was for the girls to dribble successfully through a barrage of passers either side of a small dribbling lane without being hit. The last one to be hit would be the winner and the match was absolutely fantastic with the celebrations going long into the night for the winner, who was by some coincidence also Barcelona. When we say celebrations what we really mean is an African tango in the middle of the pitch.
Congresso kids in action |
The girls then won their first match EVER (apparently), 3-1 after a lengthy team talk (an obsession out here) from us, and their manager Ruben hailed us as Arsene Wenger (Meggo) and Jose Morinhou (Willy). So for a week we were on top of the world thinking we were the cream of Mozambique coaches. However the girls then lost 2-0 in their most recent match which brought us right back down to earth with a rather hefty bump! We hold our heads in shame!
The Professor and the 'special' one |
In terms of the U17’s, we are pushing them hard in training with Hardlife’s help but so far lacking in turning the hard work into efficiency. We lost to Vumba U17’s (moody Spurs) in a thrilling encounter of the local rivals. It was quite a heated affair though (not because of the players’ tempers, just because it was really, really hot) and in a game with one chance for them and 84 for us, we lost the game 1-0. Meggo thought he was being clever with the 4-3-3 formation but the chances just couldn’t be put into the net. Pingi also stormed onto the pitch to snatch the referee’s whistle and take charge of the officiating because he felt the ref was too biased towards Vumba. He then went on to play an extra 10 minutes at the end in desperation of us getting a goal! The next week we finally scraped a victory against the GDM U16’s (whom we also train) and who are managed by Chibanga (a player from the first team who is extremely short and reminds us of CJ), just thought we’d throw that in there randomly. We won 2-0 and this classic win helped us regain faith in our coaching abilities.
The U17's huddle before their epic 2-0 win |
Our younger kids sessions have also been stepped up a notch as we introduce them to Eboue dancing (we like Eboue Boue, we like Eboue Boue), bum relays, piggy backs, tasty games of traitor, bulldog, stuck in the mud and generally very silly games which probably make us look extremely stupid! Oh well, Meggo coaches in his swimming shorts/boxers and Will in his moody Ray Bans anyway so the humiliation can’t really get any worse. Another highlight was Meggo shouting “bum the ball, just bum it” during a relay race using the under 11’s posteriors. Luckily the CRB system is a bit more relaxed in Mozambique! Another treat was the invention of ‘Musical Eboue’ at Anda orphanage, whereby Meggo sings I like Eboue, boue over and over until he suddenly stops and the kids have to sit down as quickly as possible. Basically a moody musical bumps, just with Meggo looking stupid again, which fits in with the beard he now has through not shaving for a whole month. He says he’s living naturally and in the spirit of Africa, everyone else just thinks he’s a tramp!
Keep it going boys! |
Our favourite part of the sessions though has to be the singing at the end of every one. Hardlife always starts with a game of thunder, rain and lightning whereby he rubs his hands together and claps every so often for thunder. Sounds strange but very funny! Then our favourite tune begins (no not what’s my name by Rihanna, which Balotelli can’t stop singing), but Batana, Batana, Batana, Batana Waranay. Hard to get the tune across through words but this chant/song would sound amazing at the Emirates and on the Ibiza clubbing scene. We feel the rhythm of the Batana under our skin and just jive to our hearts content. The translation of the song has something to do with the players bum cheeks working together as one, like a team (before you say it, we know we have an obsession with bums in this blog!) We have also introduced compulsory football celebrations whenever a player does something good. Therefore the majority of each session consists of kids just running to the corner of the dirt pitch doing Drogba aeroplanes, Anelka butterflies, Van Persie fist pumps and Crouch robots (Meggo is trying to get this one off the ground with limited success!) Hardlife also has a great catchphrase of ‘head up for vision’, which we just keep shouting at the kids when we want them to dribble with their heads up.
Batana Batana Waranay! |
Another part of our programme out here is player development through a coaching course in which they can learn from for the future when we leave. Drew and Adam have already shown them a lot of drills but there are still many that we are pulling out of the wardrobe. Well not so much wardrobe, just a bag full of notes from London. The first week went down like a lead balloon with 4 players turning up and us basically delivering a session to over 30 kids. Absolute nightmare! The numbers are ridiculously tough to plan for and the pitches all seem to be on hills in very confined spaces wedged between small villages of shanty shacks. Even a school pitch we attend on Tuesdays is extremely tiny and we have 22 kids to coach on. However because we are such great coaches, we improvise with these extremely difficult circumstances and perform miracles which Jesus would be proud of.
We like Eboue boue dance |
Another issue is that we only have about 8 footballs left because the moody Sondico’s Meggo bought from Sports Soccer have literally burst, fallen apart or disintegrated. Also a young chap called Panache (6 years old) broke our football pump whilst attempting to help us out and we swear he has stolen a ball or two over the last few weeks. He is quite cute though so we let him off. Another of our favourites is Simba who wears a Disney shirt without the Lion King on it and is always hanging around the first team pitch where we do some sessions (Campo Municipal). We swear he must live on that pitch and he’s a great little keeper for the U11’s. Anyway back to the point of the coaching course, this week was much better with 12 first team players attending and making notes on what we were showing them. Success we think you’ll find!! There is a slight issue with time keeping though, whereby the players turn up 30 minutes late for sessions for no apparent reason. Life in Mozambique is much laid back compared to London and we do struggle to just relax to fit in with their lifestyles!
Hello there young chap |
Furthermore we also run an hourly IT lesson for players at the club from 6-7pm Monday to Friday. The attendance hasn’t been as great as we had wanted, but those who do come are definitely becoming masters of Word art and custom animation on PowerPoint!
The first team are also doing very well at the moment with 2 wins in a row in the league which leaves them top at the moment. They beat FC Shoprite (the biggest shop in Mozambique, right up there with Tesco and Walmart- well not quite) 1-0 at the Campo Municipal with all the action happening off the pitch for us. Obviously being too good for the first team (Championship equivalent to England), we watched from the sideline only to be distracted by a strange fella Balotelli nicknamed ‘Snoop Drunk’. This is due to the fact that he had the same silly pony tail and goaty type beard as Snoop Dogg but was extremely drunk to the extent that he walked bent at a 90 degree angle. He literally looked like he had no spine in his body for balance and randomly kept shouting stuff at us the Muzungo’s (white people), probably because we stood out in the crowd. He was with another chap who was also quite plastered on the Manica ale and ended up fighting him for no apparent reason. We don’t think they watched any of the match before the police (more army men with batons rather than guns) threw them out of the ground on 27 minutes. Short but very sweet entertainment! This weekend just gone GDM beat a team called Pipeline 3-0 with Flex (a striker who looks like El Haji Diouf) scoring twice and Mario (he doesn’t look like anyone really) scoring the third. So a jolly good result for our boys and left Miguel very happy, although you wouldn’t know it by the way he carries on. Bloody hell! First thing Tuesday morning when everyone’s back to training he goes on and on and on about the game. We swear he literally goes through every little event in detail with funny faces and movements to accompany. We can’t be sure though as we don’t really understand what he’s saying in Portuguese!
Relay races with Will, Hardlife and Chibanga |
Oh another highlight, or perhaps more a low point was Miguel (the volatile gaffer) shouting at Meggo for talking while he was. “Adamo if you want to talk go awayyyyyyyyy,” to which Meggo replied, “sorry” in a rather sarcastic manner he then took one step backwards from the semi circle and just stayed there. A funny moment to look back on but very scary at the time! It’s also very important to talk about the Gallos games (GDM reserves) in which Will is still suspended and Meggo is still holding his own as the rock in the centre of the defence. We have played 2 games since we last bloggified and to be quite frank we can’t remember anything spectacular happening in the first game except a late strike from, as Will puts it, ‘fat boy’ which gave the mighty Gallos a 1-0 win, their first of the campaign. Our second game was a bit topsy turvy however with both defences at odds and evens on the beautiful turf (gravel really) that is Campo Municipal. The team were 1-0 down at half time and Balotelli was brought back from injury prematurely when ‘fat boy’ (not sure of his name to be honest) up front twisted his ankle. Pingi ripped into the boys at the break in disgust, although we’re unsure if he’s really the manager or just a fan. We then levelled to 1-1 with a dodgy Balotelli penalty and could have taken the lead when he went one on one with the keeper to trip over the ball and fall in great style. Again we question his self-administered catchphrase of ‘one chance, one goal’. The opposition then had 2 players sent off for abusive language and then took the lead with a clearly offside goal. This made it tough for the unbeaten Gallos, however the skipper who has no name except ‘teacher’ because he teaches strangely, stepped up and smashed a first time shot on the turn. So we kept our unbeaten record in-tact and are still on to beat Arsenal’s 49 unbeaten run of 2004.
Meggo scaring the orphans! |
We have also had some experiences away from the pitch which we must mention. Firstly the introduction via Zambo to Vumba Lodge, a restaurant with an extensive menu of chicken, beef and fish and an owner who looks the spitting image of Gary Glitter. Strangely though he speaks with a Portuguese accent and plays 80’s music on loop with such joy on his face. The night was made even more special when the governor of Manica came in for a public event, escorted by police and FBI (nah not really FBI, it just sounds better). It’s also worth saying that for a terrific meal the cost came to just 250 metacais for the 3 of us, which is just 5 English pounds. This is the way England should operate their economy, earn less and spend less- job done.
Thumbs up for great coaches |
Furthermore we watched the champions league final in the club house with Chandalia (security, barman and English teacher) charging an entrance fee of 10 metacais (20p). It was absolutely rammed on the wooden benches with 10 minutes to go before kick off when suddenly ‘BOOM’ a power cut! People were in up-roar and strangely Chandalia went missing for the 30 minutes the power was off only to return when the game was back on. So we missed the first part of the game but it was 0-0 which was not too much of an issue. It also appears that most Mozambicans (yes Zambo you) are Barcelona’s biggest fans, we though, were just happy Man United got battered ha ha ha!
Skills corridor |
Another highlight was Mr Mann (Nelson) taking us to his humble abode, treating us to bread and honey, mango water and a bumpy ride in the love bug to the orphanage and back. The most worrying thing was when he said “let me show you my bedroom” and opened a door to reveal about 30,000 chickens just rammed into this small room. When we say 30,000, it was probably only 3 but we ran away so quickly we couldn’t be sure. Later that night Pingi also caused quite some controversy when he stuck his middle finger up at a mad Libyan driving at 100 mph towards us crossing the road. Pingi strutted across with such pride before suddenly the Libyan did an emergency stop in his 4x4 and started abusing us in a bombardment of Portuguese. He finally threatened to get the police on us and sped off up the road. We found out the next day that he actually did bring the police to the club but our trusty security guard (Chandalia and not the other one who’s always drunk or asleep) sent them packing by telling them we didn’t live there and went up the road in the opposite direction.
Hi Guys! |
We also had a random incident with a small monkey which a man was selling for 800 Metacais (16 pounds sterling) and Will very nearly bought. Strange we know but felt this was worth telling you about!
Monkey eating a banana |
Finally we must finish with our experience of another night of African clubbing. It started well when Joanna’s (a fellow mzungo or branco as they call us out here-white person) dad picked us and Pingi up to hit the town. However we were in shock when out first port of call was a stranger’s house party who actually turned out to be a prostitute celebrating her 25th birthday! All her friends were also from the Manica Red Light District but were extremely friendly, offering us buffet, alcohol and some fantastic music (only after Meggo asked a random little kid to go and get some speakers). We are now famous faces in the Red Light District of Manica- but not in that way!! It was probably the most random experience of our lives but we had a great time and will definitely be going to their next hook up (if you pardon the pun). We then ended the night with a rave up at the Nan and granddad disco until about 5am with Joanna’s friend in the club buying us drink after drink, getting Pingi absolutely wasted! Good times!
OK that’s it for this edition (hello are you still there????) Overall we’ve had a hectic 2 weeks and feel that many more await us. There’s so much more we haven’t mentioned but they would probably bore you to tears anyway. For now obrigado (thanks) for reading, take care and ate logo (see you later folks). We know the Portuguese is still quite poor here, but we’ll keep working on it!!!!
Ate logo (See you later) |
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The start of the great Mozambique adventure.................
After an epic 11 hour flight from Heathrow to Johannesburg and a further hour to Beira, we had finally made it to Africa, Mozambique to be precise. We were quite dazed but had further turmoil getting through stringent visa operations and then had the challenge of finding a guy Drew and Rafa had prepped us about called 'Short'. Luckily this was simple as he was the only one wearing an Arsenal shirt! He led us out front of the airport/small wooden building to what we can only describe as a moody postman pat type vehicle. It looked as though it only had 3 wheels and 2 gears but Short powered the beast up and drove us 5 hours to Manica in rather cramped circumstances (English health and safety just wouldn't allow). However the journey should have taken 3 hours according to our sources but he literally dodged every pot hole in Mozambique. On the way we got a phone call from Drew to give us some info about what was in store for us. As Will (Willy out here apparently) was talking, a fishing rod with a dead bird came through the window and almost took his eye out. Short informed us this was actually a live guinea fowl and he then bought two of them for his dinner later that night. The journey was quite an experience to say the least with literally people walking everywhere with stuff (ranging from wooden sticks to barrels of water) on their heads and guinea fowl in hand.
The love bug |
We arrived at the club (Grupo Desportivo de Manica/ GDM) where we would be staying with the first team players and the manager old Miguel Mourinho (more about this charismatic figure later). We expected basic living conditions and it was great to see that our room lived up to such high expectations. Although we didn't expect to be sharing with Gavin and Gordon the geckos. It was also splendid to see that Drew and Rafa had left their sweaty bed sheets for us to jump straight into that night, as well as an assortment of books for us to read including Alan Carr Chatty Man, oh no wait that was Meggo's! Although, jokes aside as Schalk would say, they did leave Jonathan Ross' autobiography, some Vaseline and skin soothing lotion (we'll leave that to your imaginations). Anyhow we went to make new friends at the club's bar, including Sharan the feisty bar maid and a chap who nicknamed himself Mario Ballotelli, creating his own catchphrase "1 chance, 1 goal!" Later we will tell you how this is very un-true. We watched a bit of Real Madrid vs Barcelona on what appeared to be Manica's only TV with an illegal satellite linked up to Iraqi cable, and then decided to hit the hay after a 24 hour journey across the world.
Will modelling the apartment |
The next day it was time to get down to some hard work and what we'd come to Mozambique to achieve. We had an easy start with a nice lay in before meeting a very smiley man named David 'Hardlife' Sandae who showed us the FC Manica home pitch and spoke to us about our roles for the club. We then got our first taste of Mozambican football as we watched the girls team and U16's train in unbearable heat (apparently cold to them as they were wearing wooly hats!) Later that evening we were introduced to the staple diet of rice and beans and joined a thrivellous game of Uno whereby a player named Lloyd got quite agitated when we pretended we knew how to play and actually made up the rules as we went along- typical English! We were also very taken back by the bombardment of Portuguese mixed with some Shona spoken which we still sit and nod at today. We also felt quite intimidated when exploring the surrounding area with cars aiming to hit us, small children begging for money and the extraordinary market which operated under candle light and seemed to twist and turn for miles. However the hard work was to start the next day.
Our body's seemed paralysed when a guy called Pingi (Pingu for comedic effect) knocked on our doors at 6 am telling us that he and Hardlife were in charge of youth football operations and that we would be training the U17's side every morning bright and early. The next shock was that there were 34 kids at the session with 5 footballs, half a dozen cones and not a single bib. We watched Hardlife in action and realised we needed to pump up the 15 Sondico balls we brought with us for the next day. It is also very cold in the mornings and evenings here but as soon as the sun rises the heat hits straight away, therefore making the tracksuit seem very unnecessary. After the session we were put straight into match action as the first team play the reserves every Thursday in training. When we say play, it's a full out 90 minute match with no subs and in immense heat (so more of a struggle really). We also learnt that the dirt pitch was, to be polite, very bobbly and a fair bit uneven, therefore resulting in the ball being out of our control at all times. It also felt like we were playing a team of Michael Essiens mixed with a lone striker of Didier Drogba. However we felt we held our own and made it to the end having lost 5 stone in sweat. Afterwards the physio/team priest Sherife got us in a huddle, said a little prayer and chanted "Todas por um, um por todas", which translates to "all for one and one for all". It highlights how close the players are and their family like bond.
Anyway to the more serious work, coaching the children of Mozambique! We've had a fair few weekly sessions already. The first to mention is at Costa Do Sol Bairro Vumba (Vumba being the huge mountains overlooking Manica), which was an experience to say the least. We walked off the main road and up a series of thin dirt tracks. We passed many small huts made of wooden sticks with people and animals all over the place welcoming us and being very friendly. It is hard to get the scale of poverty across in words but we walked further through streams of dirty water, across a railway track which was totally unmarked and then through some high vegetation to a small clearing. It had two bamboo goals at either end and was on a steep slanting hill. The pitch was like dusty sand which had huge cracks in it due to the hot weather but to the kids here it was like Emirates turf. The kids were so excited to see us that they grabbed the bag of footballs, fighting one another just to touch a ball. When a small chap kicked his up into a tree we as English folk gave up on it, however he scampered up the tree with great craft and returned with it in 20 seconds. The session went well with us introducing them to Van Persie fist pump celebrations, Eboue dancing, Drogba dives and Almunia flaps in the air. We then ran through some fun drills which were as silly as possible and had a match on their patch. They sent us off with a traditional sing song and clapping dance to say thank you and warning us not to forget to go back!! Morale, Morale, Morale.......................
Pingi and Hardlife (David really!) |
Our body's seemed paralysed when a guy called Pingi (Pingu for comedic effect) knocked on our doors at 6 am telling us that he and Hardlife were in charge of youth football operations and that we would be training the U17's side every morning bright and early. The next shock was that there were 34 kids at the session with 5 footballs, half a dozen cones and not a single bib. We watched Hardlife in action and realised we needed to pump up the 15 Sondico balls we brought with us for the next day. It is also very cold in the mornings and evenings here but as soon as the sun rises the heat hits straight away, therefore making the tracksuit seem very unnecessary. After the session we were put straight into match action as the first team play the reserves every Thursday in training. When we say play, it's a full out 90 minute match with no subs and in immense heat (so more of a struggle really). We also learnt that the dirt pitch was, to be polite, very bobbly and a fair bit uneven, therefore resulting in the ball being out of our control at all times. It also felt like we were playing a team of Michael Essiens mixed with a lone striker of Didier Drogba. However we felt we held our own and made it to the end having lost 5 stone in sweat. Afterwards the physio/team priest Sherife got us in a huddle, said a little prayer and chanted "Todas por um, um por todas", which translates to "all for one and one for all". It highlights how close the players are and their family like bond.
Us in coaching action (Notice the man in the wooly hat behind) |
Will and the kids of Costa Do Sol |
On Wednesdays and Fridays we visit the local orphanage called Anda via small mini-bus/van taxi which would not pass any health and safety laws back home. There are literally 9 seats occupied by at least 15 people and a man who lets you off whilst the vehicle is still moving. This is a further challenge when carrying footballs and cones at the same time. The orphanage is a very moving experience because the children are very young and have so little opportunity in life. Therefore when we go in to provide a fun time for them they are so happy and this makes us feel like we are making a real, REAL difference to their lives. We must also mention that to get to other sessions we frequently hitch hiked in all kinds of motor vehicle. Highlights including a lady from Zimbabwe called Linda who drove a nice BMW and two drunken geezers who let us jump on the back of their open truck! We then have further sessions with girls and kids ranging in age from 11 to 18 at the clubs home pitch (Campo Municipal), an old Bull-ring stadium (they swear it was a functioning stadium once upon a time) and a local school- Escola Do Congresso. The Bull-ring (a.k.a- Giant Killer Bairro Vumba) is also where the clothes market is situated selling used football shirts from the early 90's and where the women all take a liking to Will as he walks past! This is also near the location of what Drew and Rafa nicknamed moody Nando's, the location of our weekly meeting with Pingi and Hardlife on the weeks aims.
We have also been watching the players from GDM coaching kids sessions and making notes to address in the next few weeks. We will be starting up staff training for the players, like what we had from Arsenal in the months before coming away. We are also going to start English and IT lessons for the players in order to help their progression in life.
Happy children! |
In terms of the club itself, the GDM first team are a very high level, seeking promotion to the Mozambique Premier League. Their first game was a 40 minute drive from Manica to Chimoioi with the head of transport (Short) at the helm of the mini-bus. Again health and safety would have a fit as players took their own plastic seats on the bus to sit on in the aisle and others standing at the front! A very strange experience! We must also mention our buddies Joana and Zambo who are the fluent English speakers and who have been very kind to us since we arrived. Even though Zambo gives quite abusive English banter towards us (calling Will fat and Meggo skinny, but that's in polite terms) and Jo almost getting us into a fight at the matches. This due to us being the minority fans at the away stadium and Jo singing GDM over and over again!
The first match was a solemn affair with TextAfrica in the league in which there was one chance and they scored to win. The second game however was in the Mozambique cup against the same opposition this time resulting in a famous 1-0 win, due to a goal from Lloyd (The Money Mayweather) setting up a local derby cup final against Vumba, which will be as tasty an Arsenal v Spurs game. So far mixed results and a disappointing lack of goals which Miguel (Mourinho) is starting to address in his demanding training sessions. He also has a habit of talking about every detail that occurred during the weekend's match which usually takes up half the session.
The first match was a solemn affair with TextAfrica in the league in which there was one chance and they scored to win. The second game however was in the Mozambique cup against the same opposition this time resulting in a famous 1-0 win, due to a goal from Lloyd (The Money Mayweather) setting up a local derby cup final against Vumba, which will be as tasty an Arsenal v Spurs game. So far mixed results and a disappointing lack of goals which Miguel (Mourinho) is starting to address in his demanding training sessions. He also has a habit of talking about every detail that occurred during the weekend's match which usually takes up half the session.
Us in U17's action |
We were also asked to play for the second team called Gallos (obviously if the transfer window was open we would be solid first team material). Again not alot to report on the score line as this was a hard earned 0-0 at home to moody Spurs (Vumba). Meggo had a solid display in the Vermaelen role (centre back if you don’t know who that is). There were three main incidents in our debut. The first being a clear cut opportunity to take the lead mid- way through the first half, as Will who was partnering Balotelli (we mentioned him earlier) up front, slid a pass in towards him, which from three yards out he then spooned over the bar. He has since been given the nickname 'one chance one miss'. The second talking point came in the second half when Will got a straight red card for argueing with the referee (done a Joe Cole on his debut), and finally Meggo kicking the ball out of the arena to waste time as that was the only ball we had. There was still 20 minutes to go though!!
Meggo and his crew |
Finally for this part (if you're still awake?) we have to mention an unforgettable experience on the Mozambique clubbing scene. Ballotelli, Pingi and Sharan gave us a guided tour of the hottest night spots for disco in Manica starting at 8pm and finishing at 4.30 am. The music was only a decade behind which we were quite impressed with, whilst the clubs/discos themselves were like our grandparents living rooms with a small wooden area to dance in the middle. The drinks were cheap, although because we are here to work we stuck to the one beer (wink, wink!) As for the dancing, it was like celebrating a million goals with Asamoah Gyan over and over again, incredible moves from Balotelli in-particular!
So that’s our 2 weeks so far, we've probably missed some great stuff out but if we remember we'll stick it in next weeks edition. We'll try and keep it weekly so you're not too bored by such waffle ha ha!!!!
African clubbing night with Pingi and Sharan |
So that’s our 2 weeks so far, we've probably missed some great stuff out but if we remember we'll stick it in next weeks edition. We'll try and keep it weekly so you're not too bored by such waffle ha ha!!!!
Waka Waka, it's time for Africa!!!! |
Part One of My Arsenal...Part Two After Work :)
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